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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

15.06.2025 01:01

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

If a non-LGBT man (of any age) from a Western country attracts far more mosquitoes than potential dates, what does that say about him?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

-mwahh

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

Libtards argue Obama deported more people than Trump, but if that were true why weren't they comparing Obama to Idi Amin?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

What is the belief about the existence of past lives and memories? Do we have knowledge of our past lives at birth or does it come back to us gradually?

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”